This here is me homunculus flesh puppet that me soul will transfer to in
the event of me death. It’s got no soul insider it right now, so we
keep it in a constant state a euphoria ter keep it from massacrin’ me
customers.
Someone screwed up your reincarnation papers, and you’re reborn as yourself. You start your whole life over, with all the knowledge and wisdom (or lack thereof) you had when you died.